Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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