just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
