You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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