you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize
