I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Sex in the backyard? Check.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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