6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
