he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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