her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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