what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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