we're blogging at a bar
false alarm. still invincible.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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