stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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