I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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