If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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