; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
