its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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