Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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