what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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