DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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