help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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