i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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