We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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