so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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