i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
