do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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