I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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