When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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