Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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