It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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