hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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