I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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