what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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