Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i have two assholes
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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