We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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