My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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