And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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