So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
my liver is dry heaving
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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