is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Bring me that man meat
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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