so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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