Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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