Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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