I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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