Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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