Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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