it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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