it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's official drugs can't kill me
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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