just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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