i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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