I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
