shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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