maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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