jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
